1 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:36,262 FERDINANDO AND CAROLINA 2 00:02:23,341 --> 00:02:25,332 King Monster, tyrant, 3 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:30,541 King Rascal, son of a bitch 4 00:02:30,615 --> 00:02:32,378 Hal So, I've been told 5 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,180 I'm Ferdinando di Borbone, King of Naples, 6 00:02:35,253 --> 00:02:38,620 at the end of my long, very messy reign. 7 00:02:39,624 --> 00:02:41,819 Nenn�, come here. 8 00:02:47,766 --> 00:02:51,327 - It smells good! - That's hollyhock! 9 00:03:04,516 --> 00:03:09,783 Are you crazy? That's the King's bed! 10 00:03:13,225 --> 00:03:18,595 - There's a church in his bedroom! - No, that's a little chapel. 11 00:03:18,663 --> 00:03:22,155 - Jesus! These are horns! - Yes, horns. 12 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:27,900 - Horns under Saint Gennaro! - So, horns under Saint Gennaro. 13 00:03:27,973 --> 00:03:30,533 It's a Royal Family tradition. 14 00:03:30,609 --> 00:03:32,907 Those, they are in a close relationship. 15 00:03:32,978 --> 00:03:37,278 Do you want to know about the King and Saint Gennaro? 16 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:40,841 When they're like this, they're in peace. 17 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:45,117 And like this when they're fighting. 18 00:03:45,957 --> 00:03:48,482 The King is terrible when he's angry! 19 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,859 - Doesn't Saint Gennaro get offended? - Offended? 20 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:56,560 Why? Does the King get offended when Saint Gennaro is angry? 21 00:03:59,104 --> 00:04:00,799 Hurry up, now! 22 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:05,438 Go, get those flowers 23 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:08,411 and stop playing the coquette. 24 00:04:12,284 --> 00:04:14,115 Get that basket. 25 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:21,454 Stop running! Get over here! 26 00:04:35,907 --> 00:04:39,900 - May I do something, Highness? - Who's the girl? 27 00:04:39,978 --> 00:04:43,414 My niece, fresh from the country. 28 00:04:43,481 --> 00:04:44,971 Little babe. 29 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:50,647 Those ass-kissing courtiers even compliment my wife. 30 00:04:50,722 --> 00:04:54,886 - That's the King's second wife. - Oh, the Queen! 31 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,691 - No. Morganatic wife. - Mor... what? 32 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:02,326 Quiet! Look over there. 33 00:05:03,902 --> 00:05:05,267 The King! 34 00:05:05,337 --> 00:05:10,036 Ferdinando I of the Two Sicilies, III of Sicily, 35 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:12,668 Ferdinando IV of Naples. 36 00:05:12,744 --> 00:05:16,043 How many is he? I don't understand! 37 00:05:16,114 --> 00:05:19,379 Child, if you want to stay at Court, you'd better wake up! 38 00:05:21,419 --> 00:05:23,046 How many Sicilies are there? 39 00:05:23,121 --> 00:05:26,215 It's only one, 40 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:29,317 but they say two. 41 00:05:29,394 --> 00:05:32,955 He's King of both! 42 00:06:07,565 --> 00:06:11,262 I know... colitis. 43 00:06:11,336 --> 00:06:14,396 I've always had a delicate stomach. 44 00:06:44,269 --> 00:06:48,569 Blessed Mother! Help him, he's ill! 45 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,406 The King fainted! Let me pass! 46 00:06:52,477 --> 00:06:54,638 Bring him to bed. 47 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:26,005 Sister, shouldn't we call a priest? 48 00:07:30,582 --> 00:07:33,244 Majesty, religious comfort... 49 00:07:33,318 --> 00:07:36,344 Should we call Father Raffaele? 50 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:42,620 Spell caster! I'm fine! Get out of here! 51 00:07:42,694 --> 00:07:46,323 If His Majesty sees Father Raffaele, 52 00:07:46,397 --> 00:07:49,457 he'll have a stroke! 53 00:07:50,668 --> 00:07:52,636 The priest! 54 00:07:59,978 --> 00:08:02,811 It's shameful! 55 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:06,408 He needs a priest, not horns! 56 00:08:07,785 --> 00:08:11,414 I need my horns. 57 00:08:11,489 --> 00:08:13,514 I don't want to think about death. 58 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:16,617 I want to think about Naples when I was a boy, about the girls... 59 00:08:16,694 --> 00:08:20,095 Not death. 60 00:08:20,165 --> 00:08:23,134 I want to think of what Naples was! 61 00:08:24,135 --> 00:08:26,797 It was so beautiful... 62 00:08:28,139 --> 00:08:31,973 when I was a boy. 63 00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:34,568 We sang, we danced. 64 00:08:37,048 --> 00:08:38,572 It was so beautiful... 65 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:42,086 He was beautiful as a prince! 66 00:08:44,022 --> 00:08:48,254 They called me "Strawberry" when I was a girl. 67 00:08:48,326 --> 00:08:50,521 I was the caretaker's daughter 68 00:08:50,595 --> 00:08:54,429 and we were just like this... 69 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:58,095 Then a Princess arrived. 70 00:08:59,370 --> 00:09:04,808 But he liked us common folks. 71 00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:10,109 He was a rascal prince, a lively, happy kid. 72 00:09:10,181 --> 00:09:13,275 A Prince and good for nothing rascal What more could I want? In Naples tool 73 00:09:13,351 --> 00:09:15,842 Only one thing turns my stomach: 74 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,683 Maria Theresa of Austria, 75 00:09:17,755 --> 00:09:20,519 the heaviest Empress in Europe... 76 00:09:20,592 --> 00:09:23,993 130 kilos without her court dress. 77 00:09:24,062 --> 00:09:26,860 I was still a kid when I knew 78 00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:29,991 I'd marry one of her daughters. 79 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:34,732 She had a sea of them, four or five. 80 00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:36,535 Poor Emperor Franz. 81 00:09:36,608 --> 00:09:39,873 That fatso dried him up making babies for politics. 82 00:09:39,944 --> 00:09:43,903 He looked like an asparagus, and smallpox will get him sooner or later. 83 00:09:43,982 --> 00:09:48,112 I'm afraid of only one thing: Smallpox. 84 00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:51,519 Why is the Empress so fixed on me? 85 00:09:51,589 --> 00:09:57,926 She makes the Viennese Court speak Italian. 86 00:09:57,996 --> 00:10:02,797 Jesus, both the mother and her daughters make my balls twist 87 00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:06,093 My darling Franz said, 88 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:10,038 "Theresa, you have an important political head, 89 00:10:10,108 --> 00:10:13,407 but your political belly is even more important!" 90 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:18,547 My daughters are a blessing. 91 00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:23,519 By using them in the European chess game, 92 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:28,685 I want to assure an enduring peace. Austrian peace. 93 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:33,959 The Mediterranean is still the heart of Europe. 94 00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:37,559 Phillip has done everything to return Naples to Spain. 95 00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:41,435 And we'll do everything to make Naples Austrian. 96 00:10:41,506 --> 00:10:43,167 That's your task, Maria Giovanna. 97 00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:46,904 Bring me the painting of Ferdinando's Naples. 98 00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:51,013 He's naked! Franz, what are you doing? 99 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,647 My God... 100 00:11:10,935 --> 00:11:13,403 - Do you like this place? - Yes, Mother. 101 00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:17,771 You must prepare to become his queen. 102 00:11:17,842 --> 00:11:21,903 - How is her Italian? - Discreet, Majesty. 103 00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:28,075 Prince Ferdinando will soon be King. 104 00:11:28,986 --> 00:11:32,285 Sure, he's having a strict education. 105 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:36,054 He's surely been raised strictly with rigid Spanish etiquette. 106 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:40,723 I imagine he's very cultured and refined. 107 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:53,874 Hey, shit face! 108 00:12:04,355 --> 00:12:05,617 Mamma! 109 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,523 They're dirtying the wash! 110 00:12:13,097 --> 00:12:16,396 Look what those bastards are doing! 111 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,415 I'll kill you if I catch you! 112 00:12:37,488 --> 00:12:39,046 I'll kill you little bastards! 113 00:12:39,123 --> 00:12:41,216 You'd better run! 114 00:12:41,292 --> 00:12:43,692 Run to the convent with the white voices! 115 00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:46,559 They'll take care of cutting off your balls! 116 00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:12,882 Are you running away or did they already cut off your balls? 117 00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:14,652 They cut balls off here? 118 00:13:14,725 --> 00:13:17,717 That's why they have beautiful voices. 119 00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:21,629 - What do balls have to do with it? - Balls and voices are connected. 120 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:23,223 They are? 121 00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:25,826 Peppi, Lucarie, are you still there? Run. Go away. 122 00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:28,565 Run! The lesson is over! 123 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,165 Filippuccio's were cut off a year ago. 124 00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:34,211 The Prince of San Severo! 125 00:13:34,278 --> 00:13:37,406 Jesus! The Prince of San Severo! 126 00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:40,974 Don't say his name! He's a wizard! 127 00:13:41,052 --> 00:13:43,646 What are you little bastards doing? 128 00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:46,189 No! Don't yell at him! Yell at me! 129 00:13:46,257 --> 00:13:49,784 - He's a great wizard! - He turns animals into marble! 130 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:53,194 Let go! We're leaving. We're bored now. 131 00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:55,255 Kiss my hand and take me back to the palace. 132 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,893 Boy, you're a good for nothing brat. 133 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:03,305 Take me to the palace or I'll cut off your head. 134 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:08,070 Cut off my head? Why? Who are you? 135 00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:12,707 If you're a wizard, why are you asking me? 136 00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:24,052 He's really good! He guessed! 137 00:14:24,128 --> 00:14:29,225 Then you must know that Ferdinando of Spain is dead 138 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:32,736 and your father, Carlo, has taken the throne of Spain 139 00:14:32,803 --> 00:14:35,738 and you have become King of Naples... 140 00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:39,007 Your Majesty. 141 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,981 Being King is a pain in the ass. You know why? 142 00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:51,750 I had to fart and my feet hurt. The ceremonies never finish 143 00:14:51,822 --> 00:14:54,188 The ceremony was so moving. 144 00:14:54,258 --> 00:14:57,750 All of Naples cried. 145 00:14:57,828 --> 00:14:59,420 They always cry in Naples. 146 00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:04,662 They've lost a great King this time. And you have to be worthy, 147 00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:07,260 One king dies, another is crowned. 148 00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:12,105 Unfortunately, one king dies and we risk having a viceroy. 149 00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:16,442 Because Austria has ambitions on Naples. They'll arrange a marriage. 150 00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:21,948 My son! 151 00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:27,651 Be worthy of this sword Louis XIV gave your grandfather, Phillip. 152 00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:33,493 You have to use it to defend our religion only, 153 00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:36,624 your person and your subjects. 154 00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:42,504 We leave not only a son in Naples, 155 00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:46,168 we leave our heart as well. 156 00:15:46,243 --> 00:15:47,437 Papa, 157 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,706 if you don't want to be King of Spain, 158 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,338 who'll make you? 159 00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:53,747 Stay here. You're the king. 160 00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:08,831 - Mamma! - My son. 161 00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:18,373 It's been ten years 162 00:16:18,442 --> 00:16:21,969 and being King is a great job. 163 00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:24,981 The advisors advise, councilors council, 164 00:16:25,049 --> 00:16:26,641 commanders command 165 00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:28,241 and I go hunting. 166 00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:30,184 I've discovered women 167 00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:32,347 and the beauty of breasts. 168 00:16:32,423 --> 00:16:35,415 At my age, each piece is choice: 169 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:37,188 Country girls, servants 170 00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,187 And then, 171 00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:43,029 the Princess of Medina arrived 172 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,897 and I discovered love. 173 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,938 I sent her husband, the Prince, to London as ambassador. 174 00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:52,499 Medina is Sicilian and as fiery as a volcano. 175 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:57,104 She loves to hunt and she shoots like a demon. 176 00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:57,004 Maria Giovanna in Vienna has grown too 177 00:17:57,074 --> 00:17:59,474 and can't wait to marry me. 178 00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:04,571 Hal She's crying her eyes out and doesn't want to be Queen of Naples 179 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,843 Her archduchess sisters tease her, 180 00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:09,442 "You're marrying honker nose" 181 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,681 At least pronounce "honker" well! 182 00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:13,814 "You're marrying honker nose!" 183 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:22,021 Archduchesses mustn't speak that way of the King of Naples! 184 00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:24,158 Why are you crying, Maria Giovanna? 185 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:26,566 You'll be Queen! 186 00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:30,733 Her Imperial Majesty is signing the marriage contract. 187 00:18:32,576 --> 00:18:34,771 My darling Franz 188 00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:40,112 had the bad taste to die and leave me, a fat, romantic woman, 189 00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:43,915 alone to reign over the greatest empire in the world. 190 00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:48,517 We had children, 191 00:18:48,592 --> 00:18:50,924 13 of which are living. 192 00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:54,021 I'm happy that you, dear son Joseph, 193 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:56,430 are ruling at my side. 194 00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:04,741 We must pay the utmost attention to the marriage contract. 195 00:19:05,576 --> 00:19:08,170 Article Four. 196 00:19:08,245 --> 00:19:10,543 Attention, gentlemen, please. 197 00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:17,316 This is the most fundamental point of the contract 198 00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:19,322 between Maria Giovanna and Ferdinando: 199 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:23,349 Upon birth of her first son, the Queen has the right 200 00:19:23,427 --> 00:19:25,520 to participate in the State Council. 201 00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:28,497 Will they accept that? 202 00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:29,657 Yes. 203 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,896 Carlo of Spain wants this marriage. 204 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,961 They will accept. 205 00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:39,738 - Highness, Maria Giovanna is very ill! - Very ill? 206 00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:54,620 The Austrian Ambassador wants to speak with His Majesty! Where is he? 207 00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:58,822 - At Three Oaks. - Good! To Three Oaks! 208 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,440 Majesty. 209 00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:14,477 Majesty. 210 00:20:14,545 --> 00:20:18,447 Majesty, Baron Vittelbach von Muller has arrived. 211 00:20:19,316 --> 00:20:22,149 - Piss on him. - He came from Vienna! 212 00:20:22,219 --> 00:20:27,282 I can't see the Australian ambassador now. I'm busy! 213 00:20:27,357 --> 00:20:31,885 - Poor man, he's chased you all day. - And he has to wait! 214 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:33,520 Gennar�! 215 00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:34,586 - Come here. - Yes? 216 00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:38,328 Don't tell these ball busters anything! 217 00:20:38,402 --> 00:20:41,894 Understand, Tanucci? The Austrian Ambassador must wait. 218 00:20:41,972 --> 00:20:44,133 No, I'm writing to his father. 219 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,904 He can't do this to the little Austrian Ambassador! 220 00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:49,946 What if we just return to Naples? 221 00:20:50,013 --> 00:20:53,039 What a good idea. 222 00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:54,948 I'll take one of these pheasants 223 00:20:55,018 --> 00:20:57,486 and cook it with juniper berries, like at home. 224 00:20:57,554 --> 00:21:01,388 No! You cook pheasant with oranges and mint! 225 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,119 Where do they do that? 226 00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:09,356 - Is everything ready? - Yes, Majesty. 227 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:11,924 - How is she dressed? - Exquisitely! 228 00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:15,301 - Who is she dressed up as? - I can't tell you that. 229 00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:18,899 Bastard! You can't keep secrets! I'm the King! 230 00:21:18,976 --> 00:21:22,605 I'll chop off your head! 231 00:21:22,679 --> 00:21:24,146 Let's go! 232 00:21:24,214 --> 00:21:29,675 The Princess of Medina loves to play games as much as I do. 233 00:21:29,753 --> 00:21:34,690 When I had a Chinese-style hunting lodge built, 234 00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:40,492 she surprised me by dressing as a Chinese 235 00:21:40,564 --> 00:21:44,557 and we made love Chinese style 236 00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:48,469 Since then, the games begin when the hunt is over. 237 00:21:48,539 --> 00:21:52,031 The Princess is very inventive 238 00:21:52,109 --> 00:21:54,441 Japanese style, Indian style, 239 00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:56,206 Spanish style. 240 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,410 She studies lovemaking habits 241 00:22:00,484 --> 00:22:03,282 from north, south, east and west. 242 00:22:03,353 --> 00:22:05,150 In India they wrap like this, 243 00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:09,215 they do it with castanets in Spain... 244 00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:13,389 the Princess knows them all. 245 00:22:13,463 --> 00:22:15,658 Can I tell you the truth? 246 00:22:15,732 --> 00:22:18,826 Masked love is more delicious 247 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:22,565 Gennar�, you know my rest is sacred. 248 00:22:42,826 --> 00:22:46,523 Are you from the Orient? 249 00:22:56,773 --> 00:22:58,434 Who are you? 250 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:03,646 The Princess from "A Thousand and One Nights"? 251 00:23:05,782 --> 00:23:09,013 Here's one for the Caliph, 252 00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:12,783 with those eyes! 253 00:23:14,157 --> 00:23:18,526 Come here, Sultan's odalisque. 254 00:23:24,234 --> 00:23:28,933 Let me drink from the cup of Allah's garden! 255 00:23:31,408 --> 00:23:35,310 Will you belly dance for me? 256 00:23:36,546 --> 00:23:38,207 Turkish style. 257 00:23:38,282 --> 00:23:40,614 Without veils? 258 00:23:40,684 --> 00:23:42,049 In Arab way. 259 00:23:58,368 --> 00:23:59,960 You're so beautiful! 260 00:24:07,344 --> 00:24:08,777 Pardon me, Abbot, 261 00:24:08,845 --> 00:24:12,474 you know you can't see the King when he's resting. 262 00:24:14,751 --> 00:24:18,744 - What's with the pagoda? - And what's with this exotic construction? 263 00:24:18,822 --> 00:24:21,450 His Majesty likes China! 264 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:34,770 [Latin] 265 00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:41,271 Majesty. 266 00:24:41,344 --> 00:24:42,333 Majesty, 267 00:24:42,411 --> 00:24:45,778 the Ambassador has important news for you. 268 00:24:45,848 --> 00:24:46,872 Majesty. 269 00:24:46,949 --> 00:24:51,215 Your fianc�, Maria Giovanna, 270 00:24:51,287 --> 00:24:52,276 unfortunately... 271 00:24:52,355 --> 00:24:53,583 Jesus! 272 00:24:53,656 --> 00:24:56,523 - Smallpox! - Smallpox! 273 00:24:56,592 --> 00:24:57,616 Majesty. 274 00:24:57,693 --> 00:25:03,825 Shit on that disease! Three horns on it! 275 00:25:03,899 --> 00:25:10,737 - My God! - The news has upset his sensitive soul. 276 00:25:10,806 --> 00:25:13,400 She wanted to give me the pox! 277 00:25:13,476 --> 00:25:15,842 I scratch my balls against you! 278 00:25:15,911 --> 00:25:20,939 The horns on my prick so your curse won't stick! 279 00:25:21,017 --> 00:25:24,748 Meanwhile, Maria Giovanna, still warm, 280 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:27,288 my father Carlo in Madrid 281 00:25:27,356 --> 00:25:29,916 was already arranging a marriage with another archduchess. 282 00:25:29,992 --> 00:25:33,018 The only way to guarantee peace in Italy... 283 00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:37,725 is to marry one of the Austrian archduchesses. 284 00:25:39,035 --> 00:25:42,436 The Empress has suggested Maria Giuseppa, 285 00:25:42,505 --> 00:25:44,564 the fifth archduchess, 286 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,835 Three months younger than yourself. 287 00:25:47,943 --> 00:25:50,810 When she looks at my portrait 288 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,610 Maria Giuseppa's face falls. 289 00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:56,975 But her sisters aren't teasing now. 290 00:26:11,267 --> 00:26:12,859 What are you crying about? 291 00:26:12,935 --> 00:26:17,372 I don't want to marry that nose! 292 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:22,241 - Princesses have no rights, only duty. - He's ugly! 293 00:26:24,146 --> 00:26:27,946 Yes, that's true. 294 00:26:28,017 --> 00:26:31,680 But you'll sacrifice yourself for high politics. 295 00:26:31,754 --> 00:26:37,283 You'll do your duty to God and to your husband 296 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,659 and I'll be satisfied and happy, 297 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:45,188 even if you're miserable. 298 00:26:51,674 --> 00:26:56,043 A poor man like me, living in exile from my home 299 00:26:56,112 --> 00:27:02,278 and I have to bear so many pains in the ass! 300 00:27:02,351 --> 00:27:05,184 How the hell can we keep this up? 301 00:27:05,254 --> 00:27:07,188 He has our balls in a vice. 302 00:27:07,256 --> 00:27:08,848 Damn them! 303 00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:12,223 Damn their mothers and fathers and aunties! 304 00:27:12,294 --> 00:27:14,660 - Is he still angry with the bishops? - I don't know. 305 00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:15,719 - Excellence? - What? 306 00:27:15,798 --> 00:27:17,527 Are you angry with the bishops? 307 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,534 No, it's not that. 308 00:27:19,602 --> 00:27:23,038 I'm angry with the peasants for not getting my oil from Lucca. 309 00:27:23,105 --> 00:27:26,404 They have not even brought me the beans from the Casentino region. 310 00:27:26,475 --> 00:27:29,342 They didn't get my good artichokes 311 00:27:29,411 --> 00:27:32,073 or even basil for my salad! 312 00:27:32,148 --> 00:27:35,982 - And what can I do? - What can you do? 313 00:27:36,051 --> 00:27:41,683 I feel like I'm dying if I don't have bread with good oil at night! 314 00:27:46,128 --> 00:27:47,993 He sent orders in a letter! 315 00:27:49,064 --> 00:27:53,728 Did you read this letter from my father? 316 00:27:56,272 --> 00:27:59,730 I want to know why I can't marry the Princess of Medina! 317 00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,435 She's married. 318 00:28:01,510 --> 00:28:02,602 So? 319 00:28:02,678 --> 00:28:08,139 Why can't her husband have a little accident in England? 320 00:28:08,217 --> 00:28:09,980 No problem, Majesty. 321 00:28:10,052 --> 00:28:11,576 Just nod your head 322 00:28:11,654 --> 00:28:15,249 and we'll take care of everything, won't we, Fedele? 323 00:28:15,324 --> 00:28:17,588 We'll ride for Dover today! 324 00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:21,118 Are those the manners I taught you? 325 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:26,096 We're not brigands! The Princess isn't even of royal blood! 326 00:28:26,168 --> 00:28:28,693 Who cares! 327 00:28:28,771 --> 00:28:31,604 She's the woman for me. 328 00:28:31,674 --> 00:28:36,509 She's Sicilian. Naples-Austria is an alliance. 329 00:28:36,579 --> 00:28:38,604 Naples-Sicily is nothing! 330 00:28:39,548 --> 00:28:42,176 Think about your father! 331 00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:44,412 He'll throw us all out. 332 00:28:44,486 --> 00:28:50,049 Why does my father, with the excuse of being king, 333 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:51,990 get to choose my wife? 334 00:28:52,061 --> 00:28:55,394 - Who's going to sleep with the archduchess? You, Tanucci? 335 00:28:55,464 --> 00:28:56,988 Me? 336 00:28:57,066 --> 00:28:59,000 No? You, Prince? 337 00:28:59,068 --> 00:29:01,093 You, abbot? 338 00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:04,264 No! I'm the poor prick! 339 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,035 Shit! 340 00:29:06,108 --> 00:29:10,875 These Hapsburgs, 341 00:29:10,946 --> 00:29:13,107 aren't they too sickly? 342 00:29:13,182 --> 00:29:17,448 They have smallpox... 343 00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:20,010 Majesty! 344 00:29:21,857 --> 00:29:22,846 Speak Italian! 345 00:29:22,925 --> 00:29:25,894 Parisian dresses, 346 00:29:25,961 --> 00:29:28,953 Ferdinando's diamond medallion, 347 00:29:29,031 --> 00:29:32,000 34 royal coaches with horses, 348 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:35,434 nine carriages, 349 00:29:35,504 --> 00:29:40,237 four baggage wagons 350 00:29:40,309 --> 00:29:41,936 and the fittings. 351 00:29:42,011 --> 00:29:45,378 My darling Franz, my husband, 352 00:29:45,447 --> 00:29:47,244 your father... 353 00:29:47,316 --> 00:29:49,876 Your father 354 00:29:49,952 --> 00:29:54,514 lived for 56 years, 8 months and 10 days. 355 00:29:54,590 --> 00:29:57,718 He died on August 17th, 356 00:29:57,793 --> 00:29:59,954 at 9:30 at night. 357 00:30:00,029 --> 00:30:02,054 He lived for 680 months, 358 00:30:02,131 --> 00:30:05,931 2,958 weeks, 359 00:30:06,001 --> 00:30:08,731 20,780 days, 360 00:30:08,804 --> 00:30:14,572 496,492 hours. 361 00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:19,945 My happy marriage lasted 29 years, 6 months and 6 days. 362 00:30:20,015 --> 00:30:22,506 That makes 355 months, 363 00:30:22,584 --> 00:30:25,485 1 ,540 weeks. 364 00:30:25,554 --> 00:30:28,819 10,780 days. 365 00:30:28,891 --> 00:30:33,351 758,744 hours. 366 00:30:33,429 --> 00:30:37,365 We'll honor his memory in the Capuchin Crypt. 367 00:30:38,334 --> 00:30:39,824 No, mother! 368 00:30:39,902 --> 00:30:42,632 You will honor your father at the crypt! 369 00:30:42,705 --> 00:30:45,367 You will honor your father, 370 00:30:45,441 --> 00:30:47,739 your Aunt Isabella, 371 00:30:47,810 --> 00:30:50,904 and your sister, Maria Giovanna! 372 00:30:57,219 --> 00:30:58,743 Speak Italian! 373 00:30:58,821 --> 00:31:00,914 They died of pox! 374 00:31:02,358 --> 00:31:04,758 That disgusting Capuchin Crypt 375 00:31:04,827 --> 00:31:06,260 is the Hapsburg's sacred tomb. 376 00:31:06,328 --> 00:31:08,660 The girl is right... 377 00:31:08,731 --> 00:31:10,892 it's full of fresh bodies with the pox 378 00:31:10,966 --> 00:31:14,231 But Maria Theresa dragged her 379 00:31:14,303 --> 00:31:19,502 to those crawling, wormy, dead bodies in the crypt. 380 00:31:41,296 --> 00:31:44,129 He's looking at Vesuvius. 381 00:31:55,911 --> 00:31:58,141 You must be patient. 382 00:31:58,213 --> 00:32:04,448 His Majesty becomes profound when contemplating nature. 383 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:09,355 Don't dare bother him! He enjoys his sadness... 384 00:32:09,425 --> 00:32:12,326 Shut up! 385 00:32:13,662 --> 00:32:15,596 - Majesty? - What? 386 00:32:15,664 --> 00:32:20,067 - This is Professor Cantalamessa. - That's one hell of a prick! 387 00:32:20,135 --> 00:32:21,932 To your health! 388 00:32:23,572 --> 00:32:27,838 He is the secretary to Lord Hamilton... 389 00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,571 the ambassador to England, 390 00:32:29,678 --> 00:32:32,511 and a master of our antiquities. 391 00:32:33,482 --> 00:32:36,110 This Priapus weighing a huge phallus 392 00:32:36,185 --> 00:32:39,746 was painted to ward off the evil eye 393 00:32:39,822 --> 00:32:42,791 and bring luck to the house. 394 00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:48,458 It's no wonder why the Roman Empire lasted! 395 00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:51,294 They had enough pricks and balls to ward off anything! 396 00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:53,493 It's an eel! 397 00:32:54,503 --> 00:32:57,301 - Stop it! - What did I do? 398 00:32:57,372 --> 00:33:00,500 Filth comes from your mouth the minute you open it! 399 00:33:00,576 --> 00:33:02,510 It was His Majesty's fault. 400 00:33:02,578 --> 00:33:05,012 But he's King and you're not! 401 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,243 I see two gentlemen arriving. 402 00:33:08,317 --> 00:33:10,046 Who are they? 403 00:33:11,553 --> 00:33:13,521 Our Abbot Galiani 404 00:33:13,589 --> 00:33:16,990 and the Austrian Ambassador. 405 00:33:17,059 --> 00:33:18,924 Again? 406 00:33:20,329 --> 00:33:24,265 Pardon, Majesty. I bring... 407 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:27,461 Bad news. I knew it! 408 00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:31,137 Fate is against 409 00:33:31,206 --> 00:33:34,369 the Empress' daughters. 410 00:33:34,443 --> 00:33:38,379 As befell Archduchess Maria Giovanna... 411 00:33:39,381 --> 00:33:40,712 Maria Giuseppa too? 412 00:33:42,050 --> 00:33:44,143 Dead? 413 00:33:44,219 --> 00:33:46,483 Smallpox? 414 00:33:46,555 --> 00:33:52,960 I told you! Get me garlic! 415 00:33:53,028 --> 00:33:55,019 Rub that evil eye prick! 416 00:33:55,097 --> 00:33:56,997 Vienna is cursed! Rub your balls! 417 00:33:57,065 --> 00:33:59,260 All of you, rub your balls! 418 00:33:59,334 --> 00:34:03,998 - I don't do that even for my wife! - This is enough for a war. 419 00:34:04,806 --> 00:34:07,331 Vienna brings bad luck! 420 00:34:07,409 --> 00:34:10,674 Yes, do blame the messenger! When he brings bad luck. 421 00:34:10,746 --> 00:34:14,045 In every way, the Hapsburgs are bad luck! 422 00:34:16,318 --> 00:34:18,286 Vesuvius is erupting! 423 00:34:18,353 --> 00:34:20,753 Earthquake! 424 00:34:29,364 --> 00:34:33,960 An earthquake and two rotting deaths are true signs, aren't they? 425 00:34:34,036 --> 00:34:39,668 I have to stay away from the Hapsburgs, alive, dead or rotting 426 00:34:39,741 --> 00:34:42,938 But while my father had his portrait painted, 427 00:34:43,011 --> 00:34:46,640 he had nothing better to do than make trouble for me. 428 00:34:46,715 --> 00:34:51,345 Now, the question is to choose between Maria Amalia and Maria Carolina. 429 00:34:52,487 --> 00:34:54,853 This one is five years older... 430 00:34:55,757 --> 00:34:58,521 and the other is 19 months younger than Ferdinando. 431 00:34:58,594 --> 00:35:02,223 Archduchess Maria Carolina seems more docile. 432 00:35:02,297 --> 00:35:03,855 Also because she's younger. 433 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:08,997 Let's hope she's healthier than her sisters! 434 00:35:12,274 --> 00:35:18,042 Now, if a regular young rascal guts a boar, 435 00:35:18,113 --> 00:35:20,172 he's a great hunter. 436 00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:23,547 If I do, I go down in history 437 00:35:23,619 --> 00:35:25,644 as a bloodthirsty son of a bitch 438 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:31,954 Majesty, have the courtesy and good manners to listen to me! 439 00:35:32,027 --> 00:35:36,430 You must see the Austrian Ambassador. 440 00:35:36,498 --> 00:35:41,663 It's protocol! If you refuse to see him, it's like a declaration of war! 441 00:35:41,737 --> 00:35:44,069 Do you want a war? 442 00:35:45,307 --> 00:35:47,207 And now you also hit me with your hat! 443 00:35:47,275 --> 00:35:48,537 Majesty! 444 00:35:48,610 --> 00:35:50,703 But please, Your Majesty, do me the favor to give me an answer. 445 00:35:50,779 --> 00:35:52,770 Why don't you want to receive the ambassador? 446 00:35:52,848 --> 00:35:56,079 I want to know why, Majesty, you won't speak to the ambassador! 447 00:35:56,151 --> 00:35:57,743 - Where is he from? - Vienna. 448 00:35:57,819 --> 00:36:01,118 - Get rid of him! - Your father agreed! 449 00:36:01,189 --> 00:36:04,647 There are three left and you have to marry one of them! 450 00:36:04,726 --> 00:36:05,715 Majesty, 451 00:36:05,794 --> 00:36:08,888 you can't compromise peace in Europe 452 00:36:08,964 --> 00:36:11,057 over silly superstitions. 453 00:36:11,133 --> 00:36:14,296 - Two dead from smallpox is superstition? - You didn't die, they did! 454 00:36:14,369 --> 00:36:18,829 I wouldn't marry one of those witches if I were dead! 455 00:36:18,907 --> 00:36:20,898 Not even dead! 456 00:36:20,976 --> 00:36:23,968 Get out or I'll call the guards! 457 00:36:24,046 --> 00:36:25,673 Okay, okay. 458 00:36:25,747 --> 00:36:28,648 We'd better leave. Let's go. 459 00:36:30,786 --> 00:36:35,416 How can he reign with horns and spells! This makes chickens laugh! 460 00:36:35,490 --> 00:36:40,860 - Can't I go to the stables instead? - The advisors want your signature. 461 00:36:40,929 --> 00:36:44,262 They're woodcock hunting today. 462 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:47,995 - What am I signing? - Your correspondence. 463 00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,038 This is for your father... 464 00:36:53,075 --> 00:36:55,543 and this is for the Viennese Court. 465 00:36:55,610 --> 00:36:56,736 Is everything ready? 466 00:36:56,812 --> 00:37:00,043 Please read what you sign! 467 00:37:00,115 --> 00:37:01,412 That would be prudent. 468 00:37:01,483 --> 00:37:04,418 You could be signing your abdication. 469 00:37:04,486 --> 00:37:06,647 He's right, Majesty. 470 00:37:06,722 --> 00:37:09,987 Stop busting my balls! 471 00:37:10,058 --> 00:37:11,491 I'm busy today! 472 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,963 I have a date with a beautiful... 473 00:37:16,765 --> 00:37:18,460 wild boar! 474 00:37:21,903 --> 00:37:26,340 Those pass through, and once they've passed through... 475 00:37:26,408 --> 00:37:27,705 Goodbye, advisors! 476 00:37:27,776 --> 00:37:31,007 - Majesty, are we after woodcocks? - Woodcocks, woodcocks. 477 00:37:32,914 --> 00:37:34,176 Did he sign it? 478 00:37:34,249 --> 00:37:37,218 Has he signed? Yes, he signed. Certainly, he's signed. 479 00:37:38,353 --> 00:37:42,790 He's officially asked for the Archduchess Carolina's hand, 480 00:37:42,858 --> 00:37:45,486 and this time he'll marry her. 481 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,152 We fucked him! 482 00:37:47,229 --> 00:37:50,255 I sent for the Austrian courier. 483 00:37:50,332 --> 00:37:53,199 He's flying to Vienna! 484 00:37:56,204 --> 00:37:59,696 By the way, who is going to tell His Majesty? 485 00:38:02,978 --> 00:38:04,036 Me? 486 00:38:07,115 --> 00:38:09,913 Don't count on it! 487 00:38:11,052 --> 00:38:12,542 Abbot... 488 00:38:12,621 --> 00:38:15,715 I won't think about it! 489 00:38:17,459 --> 00:38:19,256 Abbot... 490 00:38:19,327 --> 00:38:21,887 Stop that! 491 00:38:21,963 --> 00:38:23,555 Abbot... 492 00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:28,595 No. Absolutely not. 493 00:38:35,943 --> 00:38:37,205 Where is he? 494 00:38:37,845 --> 00:38:38,834 Majesty. 495 00:38:39,947 --> 00:38:44,611 How should I know where he's eating on the grass? 496 00:38:49,123 --> 00:38:51,148 God help me. 497 00:38:53,928 --> 00:38:56,624 Look, it's our Galiani! 498 00:38:59,033 --> 00:39:01,228 All of my congratulations! 499 00:39:01,302 --> 00:39:03,327 Congratulations, Majesty! 500 00:39:03,404 --> 00:39:07,067 - What for? - For the good of the kingdom, 501 00:39:07,141 --> 00:39:11,305 you've promised to marry Maria Carolina of Austria! 502 00:39:14,248 --> 00:39:16,045 What are you talking about? 503 00:39:19,053 --> 00:39:22,614 You signed the marriage agreement! 504 00:39:22,690 --> 00:39:25,557 Who played this trick? 505 00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:28,459 - Who dared? - Shut up! 506 00:39:28,529 --> 00:39:31,555 - Your father, King of Spain. - Who signed it? 507 00:39:31,632 --> 00:39:34,123 - You did, Majesty. - You didn't tell me! 508 00:39:34,202 --> 00:39:38,969 I've told you a million times to read what you sign. 509 00:39:39,874 --> 00:39:43,708 What the hell kind of advisors are you? 510 00:39:43,778 --> 00:39:47,009 I don't want any part of that scabby family. 511 00:39:48,616 --> 00:39:50,516 I'm not marrying her. 512 00:39:50,585 --> 00:39:54,487 I can't offend Maria Theresa or we'll have a war, 513 00:39:54,555 --> 00:39:56,785 so... 514 00:39:57,692 --> 00:39:59,455 So... what? 515 00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:03,687 I want you to get rid of her. 516 00:40:04,799 --> 00:40:06,289 Me! 517 00:40:08,069 --> 00:40:10,367 - I can do it! - Shut up! 518 00:40:10,438 --> 00:40:13,134 Aren't you a wizard? 519 00:40:13,207 --> 00:40:16,370 Didn't you turn a cat into marble? 520 00:40:16,444 --> 00:40:18,969 You have marbled the cat, haven't you? 521 00:40:19,046 --> 00:40:23,039 - Turn Carolina into marble! - I should turn her to marble? 522 00:40:23,117 --> 00:40:24,607 Make her die. 523 00:40:24,685 --> 00:40:28,280 Cast a really gruesome spell 524 00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:31,450 so I can get out of the agreement. 525 00:40:31,526 --> 00:40:35,519 - San Severo, that's an order. - If I don't, you'll chop off my head? 526 00:40:41,903 --> 00:40:44,997 He's a genius. 527 00:40:45,072 --> 00:40:48,508 I have to marbleize Carolina or he'll chop off my head. 528 00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:51,636 Don't lose your head. 529 00:40:51,712 --> 00:40:56,046 The letter he's about to get from his father will marbleize him! 530 00:40:56,117 --> 00:40:58,051 I'm not worried. 531 00:40:58,119 --> 00:41:02,146 Peel me a prickly pear, boy. 532 00:41:03,424 --> 00:41:07,383 Sweetest, Highest Sovereign Majesty, 533 00:41:07,461 --> 00:41:11,022 this is a royal agreement. 534 00:41:11,098 --> 00:41:13,862 You must! 535 00:41:13,935 --> 00:41:16,927 The official letter is coming from Vienna. 536 00:41:17,004 --> 00:41:21,100 You can't play with the Empress this way! 537 00:41:21,175 --> 00:41:22,437 Be brave, love. 538 00:41:22,510 --> 00:41:25,172 There's an old Sicilian song that says: 539 00:41:25,246 --> 00:41:28,613 "Destiny is a cloud, we know not where it floats." 540 00:41:28,683 --> 00:41:32,414 Fuck Sicilian songs! 541 00:41:32,486 --> 00:41:34,249 I'll take care of my destiny. 542 00:41:35,857 --> 00:41:38,655 I don't want to marry her! 543 00:41:38,726 --> 00:41:41,854 I don't want to! I don't want to! 544 00:41:44,365 --> 00:41:47,027 I don't want to! 545 00:41:47,101 --> 00:41:49,331 Stop that now. 546 00:41:50,404 --> 00:41:53,771 The Empress wishes to see you. 547 00:41:57,011 --> 00:41:58,774 Come quickly, please. 548 00:41:58,846 --> 00:42:01,110 Caroline, please. 549 00:42:04,552 --> 00:42:06,952 Mama is wicked! 550 00:42:07,021 --> 00:42:12,482 She'll ruin us with her political ambitions. 551 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,927 She doesn't love us. I don't want to! 552 00:42:18,799 --> 00:42:23,361 I don't want to marry the ugly nose! 553 00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:26,235 He's bad luck, cursed! 554 00:42:26,307 --> 00:42:27,672 He's bad luck! 555 00:42:27,742 --> 00:42:31,610 He made my sisters die of pox. 556 00:42:32,179 --> 00:42:35,080 Here comes Her Imperial Highness. 557 00:42:43,658 --> 00:42:46,058 Leave us alone. 558 00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:52,063 You will marry! 559 00:42:56,337 --> 00:42:58,066 Maria Carolina, 560 00:42:58,139 --> 00:43:02,473 you are the one most like me. 561 00:43:02,543 --> 00:43:05,774 Don't disappoint me. 562 00:43:06,881 --> 00:43:09,782 The wedding gown has already been altered. 563 00:43:10,785 --> 00:43:12,275 It was Maria Giuseppa's! 564 00:43:15,556 --> 00:43:19,151 It has pearls and precious stones 565 00:43:19,226 --> 00:43:23,959 and Ferdinando's portrait surrounded by diamonds. 566 00:43:24,565 --> 00:43:26,328 Maria Carolina, 567 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,992 you'll be very beautiful! 568 00:43:28,069 --> 00:43:31,232 It was Maria Giuseppa's. 569 00:44:07,341 --> 00:44:09,502 She's ill! 570 00:44:09,577 --> 00:44:11,568 She's fainted! 571 00:44:11,645 --> 00:44:14,170 Joseph, if Carolina dies of smallpox, 572 00:44:14,248 --> 00:44:17,240 no one will mix blood with ours. 573 00:44:17,318 --> 00:44:19,946 Call Doctor Gherber! 574 00:44:21,622 --> 00:44:23,487 Stop crying, Marie Antoinette! 575 00:44:23,557 --> 00:44:27,220 Mama, If she dies 576 00:44:27,294 --> 00:44:30,092 I don't want to marry the King of France! 577 00:44:43,878 --> 00:44:47,314 It's not confirmed, Majesty! 578 00:44:47,381 --> 00:44:50,316 She's rotten with smallpox! 579 00:44:50,384 --> 00:44:52,045 It's not smallpox! 580 00:44:52,119 --> 00:44:53,984 They said she was slightly ill. 581 00:44:54,055 --> 00:44:57,957 The Ambassador mentioned a minor uneasiness. 582 00:44:58,025 --> 00:45:01,984 We'll have a stroke chasing you! 583 00:45:02,063 --> 00:45:05,999 I'll write her a letter! 584 00:45:06,067 --> 00:45:07,694 I'm King Ferdinando 585 00:45:07,768 --> 00:45:08,860 and I don't want to marry! 586 00:45:08,936 --> 00:45:15,102 And I do not want to get married. For God's sake, stop it. Don't act like a fool! 587 00:45:15,176 --> 00:45:17,940 He's like a drunken Satan! 588 00:45:18,012 --> 00:45:20,276 Saint Gennaro! 589 00:45:20,347 --> 00:45:26,752 Saint Genna, look at me! I don't give a fuck about war with Austria! 590 00:45:26,821 --> 00:45:29,483 I don't want that scab in my house! 591 00:45:29,557 --> 00:45:31,616 I won't marry her! 592 00:45:35,096 --> 00:45:37,997 He'll marry her. 593 00:45:38,065 --> 00:45:41,193 Damn, I'm in a madhouse. 594 00:45:44,238 --> 00:45:49,733 San Severo is a wizard. He said, "He'll marry her." 595 00:45:49,810 --> 00:45:52,711 A few hours later, in fact 596 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:57,114 I was comfy with my little princess, when... 597 00:45:57,184 --> 00:46:00,244 We were making love, when... 598 00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:05,482 Majesty. 599 00:46:07,895 --> 00:46:09,658 How dare you! 600 00:46:09,730 --> 00:46:11,698 Excuse me for disturbing you, 601 00:46:11,765 --> 00:46:14,427 but Abbot Galiani urgently wants to speak to you. 602 00:46:14,502 --> 00:46:16,902 - Should I let him in? - No! 603 00:46:16,971 --> 00:46:19,405 He says it's urgent. 604 00:46:19,473 --> 00:46:21,031 Majesty. 605 00:46:22,243 --> 00:46:24,370 Majesty... Oh, excuse me. 606 00:46:24,445 --> 00:46:27,039 - News from Vienna! - You dirty old man! 607 00:46:27,114 --> 00:46:29,173 It was just a cold. 608 00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:32,344 The archduchess is fine. 609 00:46:32,419 --> 00:46:34,512 The royal cortege has departed. 610 00:46:35,956 --> 00:46:37,651 That means... 611 00:46:39,994 --> 00:46:42,326 goodbye, my love. 612 00:46:42,396 --> 00:46:44,728 I'm fucked. 613 00:46:45,699 --> 00:46:48,190 I'm fucked! 614 00:46:48,269 --> 00:46:50,999 I'm fucked! 615 00:46:51,405 --> 00:46:54,374 I'm fucked. 616 00:46:54,441 --> 00:46:58,241 Fucked. 617 00:46:59,547 --> 00:47:02,880 Courage, Majesty, courage. 618 00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:07,512 Those nuns... they made us call a priest. 619 00:47:07,588 --> 00:47:10,580 I don't want to die! 620 00:47:10,658 --> 00:47:13,286 Ghosts return. 621 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,729 Ghosts are shitty, they betray you. 622 00:47:17,798 --> 00:47:22,701 They trick a poor king who's dying. 623 00:47:22,836 --> 00:47:24,861 I search for my beautiful memories 624 00:47:24,939 --> 00:47:27,601 but the dark ones return. 625 00:47:30,844 --> 00:47:33,506 Pity him! 626 00:47:35,683 --> 00:47:37,344 Oh, my God! 627 00:47:47,728 --> 00:47:49,286 Long live the King 628 00:47:49,363 --> 00:47:51,354 It's the Bloody Brigand 629 00:47:51,432 --> 00:47:54,060 He drinks blood from chopped heads 630 00:47:54,134 --> 00:47:57,831 He yells, "Long live the King" 631 00:47:59,673 --> 00:48:01,140 - God! - Blessed Mother! 632 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,675 - He's dying. - Father! 633 00:48:02,743 --> 00:48:04,677 He's dying. Get the 7 Thieves Vinegar! 634 00:48:04,745 --> 00:48:08,010 - Doctor, thieves vinegar! - Salt... 635 00:48:08,082 --> 00:48:11,142 Sister, you pray! I'll get the vinegar. 636 00:48:11,218 --> 00:48:14,187 What manners! Please, a little respect. 637 00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:24,019 Caracciolo, eaten by fish 638 00:48:24,098 --> 00:48:26,123 Hung by my order 639 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,258 San Felice's throat 640 00:48:27,334 --> 00:48:31,065 cut by my order 641 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:37,506 What do these corpses want from me? 642 00:48:37,578 --> 00:48:41,708 Why are the dead looking for me? 643 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,181 Saint Gennaro, help me! Jesus, Mary and Joseph, help! 644 00:48:50,257 --> 00:48:52,623 Saint Rita, Saint Lucy! 645 00:48:52,693 --> 00:48:54,684 Saint Cosma and Damiano! 646 00:48:54,762 --> 00:48:56,821 Saints, help me! 647 00:48:57,097 --> 00:49:00,066 What do these corpses want from me? 648 00:49:03,604 --> 00:49:06,573 What do these corpses want from me? 649 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,837 - Put him in bed! - Dead men! 650 00:49:10,010 --> 00:49:11,841 Slit throats! 651 00:49:19,153 --> 00:49:20,620 Majesty... 652 00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:26,817 Majesty, open your soul to me. 653 00:49:26,894 --> 00:49:30,489 - Confess your sins. - No! 654 00:49:32,433 --> 00:49:35,664 I don't have anything to confess. 655 00:49:38,772 --> 00:49:42,503 I've always been pure as bread! 656 00:49:42,576 --> 00:49:45,670 As pure as bread! 657 00:49:47,014 --> 00:49:51,917 You must admit you've had a history of harsh repression. 658 00:49:51,985 --> 00:49:57,389 And your ghosts are coming to tug at you, 659 00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:58,584 isn't that true? 660 00:50:01,562 --> 00:50:04,554 I was always a good boy. 661 00:50:05,733 --> 00:50:09,567 The people loved me. 662 00:50:10,604 --> 00:50:16,440 I was good, generous. 663 00:50:16,510 --> 00:50:18,569 They called me their father. 664 00:50:18,645 --> 00:50:20,078 Well, Majesty... 665 00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:22,513 What "well"? 666 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:26,777 I did a lot of good. I was close to the people. 667 00:50:26,854 --> 00:50:28,116 Well, Majesty, 668 00:50:28,188 --> 00:50:30,952 maybe you don't recall, 669 00:50:31,024 --> 00:50:35,085 but you beheaded a lot of people. 670 00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:37,426 What? 671 00:50:37,498 --> 00:50:39,762 It was four little heads. 672 00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:42,461 Four, little heads. 673 00:50:45,739 --> 00:50:48,902 And I'm the King! 674 00:50:49,977 --> 00:50:55,677 They... traitors, Jacobins, Republicans. 675 00:50:55,749 --> 00:50:57,444 They cut heads, slit, used guillotine with poor people. 676 00:50:57,518 --> 00:50:59,748 They chopped heads, 677 00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:02,721 slit throats, guillotined, 678 00:51:02,790 --> 00:51:04,417 hung! 679 00:51:06,293 --> 00:51:09,126 They murdered the people 680 00:51:09,196 --> 00:51:12,597 with war, revolutions, Napoleons, 681 00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:15,134 terror and blood of their dead! 682 00:51:16,937 --> 00:51:18,302 And now, 683 00:51:19,706 --> 00:51:23,642 they want to make me pay? 684 00:51:23,710 --> 00:51:27,043 As if I were the only one. 685 00:51:28,415 --> 00:51:32,283 Anyway, 686 00:51:32,352 --> 00:51:37,312 it was that Austrian... 687 00:51:38,192 --> 00:51:39,124 Carolina. 688 00:51:39,193 --> 00:51:41,320 I didn't want to marry her! 689 00:51:53,474 --> 00:51:55,533 What a face. 690 00:52:55,903 --> 00:53:00,306 She's a young girl, almost a child. 691 00:53:00,374 --> 00:53:03,969 This little one isn't bad, eh? 692 00:53:04,044 --> 00:53:06,376 Little girl, little baby... 693 00:53:06,446 --> 00:53:12,112 Those eyes look more concerned with power than baby dolls. 694 00:53:13,554 --> 00:53:17,991 To command is better than to fuck... maybe. 695 00:53:57,298 --> 00:53:59,061 I beg your pardon, Your Majesty. 696 00:54:14,715 --> 00:54:17,309 Pardon me, gentlemen. 697 00:54:22,890 --> 00:54:25,017 Majesty, may I speak with you privately? 698 00:54:25,092 --> 00:54:28,721 Yes. Everyone, please leave. 699 00:54:28,796 --> 00:54:33,256 Gentlemen, the King wants to be alone. 700 00:54:33,334 --> 00:54:37,168 Please step outside. 701 00:54:40,207 --> 00:54:44,769 - Me too? - Leave and close the door! 702 00:54:44,845 --> 00:54:47,143 Come. 703 00:54:50,784 --> 00:54:53,150 I can't do this. 704 00:54:53,687 --> 00:54:56,121 I'm scared. 705 00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:02,925 I can't make it. I am scared. 706 00:55:02,997 --> 00:55:04,396 I want only you. 707 00:55:05,766 --> 00:55:09,896 Cheer up, love. Look at this! 708 00:55:12,306 --> 00:55:15,275 Come on, Nanduzzo. Look. These. They are astonishing. 709 00:55:15,342 --> 00:55:19,403 - Saint Gennaro blessed these! - Yes! 710 00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:25,509 But you must promise to be good. 711 00:55:25,586 --> 00:55:29,955 - That you'll be a Borbone. - A Borbone. 712 00:55:30,024 --> 00:55:31,924 - She's pretty. - Yes. 713 00:55:31,992 --> 00:55:34,392 And you'll be fine. 714 00:55:35,429 --> 00:55:38,421 But if you ever need me, 715 00:55:38,499 --> 00:55:40,364 I'll always be there. 716 00:55:40,434 --> 00:55:41,958 Always? 717 00:55:42,803 --> 00:55:44,031 Always! 718 00:57:22,469 --> 00:57:26,599 - Does Your Majesty feel at home? - Yes, thank you. 719 00:57:26,674 --> 00:57:29,609 Your Majesty certainly needs no advice... 720 00:57:29,677 --> 00:57:32,271 - Surely not. - Just in case it's necessary, 721 00:57:32,346 --> 00:57:34,780 our experience is at your command. 722 00:57:34,848 --> 00:57:37,214 Her Majesty knows what to do. 723 00:57:37,284 --> 00:57:39,582 ...in any situation. 724 00:57:40,888 --> 00:57:45,086 Are you speaking of joining... carnally? 725 00:57:45,159 --> 00:57:48,788 - We would never dare. - For Heaven's sake, Her Majesty. 726 00:57:48,862 --> 00:57:50,853 But your wedding night... 727 00:57:53,267 --> 00:57:55,360 Sleepers catch no fish! 728 00:57:58,472 --> 00:58:02,067 Our mother, Empress Maria Theresa, 729 00:58:02,142 --> 00:58:06,806 explained our conjugal duties. 730 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:10,213 One, don't be coy. 731 00:58:10,284 --> 00:58:15,187 Two, obey and respect the Royal consort. 732 00:58:16,123 --> 00:58:18,853 Three, remain at his side. 733 00:58:18,926 --> 00:58:20,086 And, four, 734 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,062 avoid all comparisons of the North 735 00:58:24,131 --> 00:58:26,031 with the South! 736 00:58:29,336 --> 00:58:34,000 - Gennarie, where are you? - Here I am. Let me in, please. 737 00:58:34,074 --> 00:58:35,701 I went for your perfume. 738 00:58:35,776 --> 00:58:39,439 The groom must be handsome! 739 00:58:39,513 --> 00:58:41,572 Your Majesty, what can you do? 740 00:58:41,648 --> 00:58:45,140 And so says Pulcinella, "No more playing with tits!" 741 00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:51,822 His Majesty is finally getting a donut with a Hapsburg middle in it! 742 00:58:51,892 --> 00:58:57,296 His Excellency has become more humorous for joy! 743 00:58:57,364 --> 00:58:59,730 Humorous and naughty! 744 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,201 Long live the political winds 745 00:59:03,270 --> 00:59:06,899 that lift the sheets of a lover's bed! 746 00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:10,036 Speaking of which, 747 00:59:10,110 --> 00:59:14,410 did Papa send any advice on how I must behave tonight? 748 00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:18,647 He knows you don't need any. 749 00:59:18,719 --> 00:59:21,381 Blessings this night. 750 00:59:21,455 --> 00:59:23,616 Blessings? I want a good night! 751 00:59:26,260 --> 00:59:30,526 Let's hope he really doesn't start a war with Austria tonight! 752 00:59:34,601 --> 00:59:35,829 Here we are. 753 00:59:35,903 --> 00:59:38,804 Here's your hot water, Majesty. 754 00:59:41,175 --> 00:59:42,699 Idiot! 755 01:02:25,238 --> 01:02:29,038 Majesty, you have some pretty tits. 756 01:02:29,643 --> 01:02:30,632 Pardon? 757 01:02:31,511 --> 01:02:34,036 Your tits are tiny... 758 01:02:37,084 --> 01:02:38,813 but appetizing. 759 01:02:40,187 --> 01:02:42,018 No understand. 760 01:02:43,790 --> 01:02:46,122 You don't understand tits? 761 01:02:46,193 --> 01:02:49,162 Those are tits. 762 01:02:49,229 --> 01:02:52,323 You're Queen of Naples, you have to understand Italian! 763 01:02:52,399 --> 01:02:55,630 I speak Italian! This is not Italian. 764 01:02:55,702 --> 01:02:58,034 It's Neapolitan! 765 01:02:58,105 --> 01:03:02,474 Neapolitan: The only Italian for the Queen of Naples. 766 01:03:04,878 --> 01:03:08,439 Aren't you hot, Majesty? 767 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:34,929 What? 768 01:03:43,150 --> 01:03:44,879 What are you looking at? 769 01:04:21,555 --> 01:04:23,716 You thought I had the evil eye... 770 01:04:26,026 --> 01:04:28,893 and I thought you did! 771 01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:35,260 And now we got rid of the evil eye! 772 01:04:35,335 --> 01:04:40,398 Do you know what we're going to do? 773 01:04:40,474 --> 01:04:42,772 Did your mommy explain it? 774 01:04:44,277 --> 01:04:47,337 I don't understand your language! 775 01:04:50,751 --> 01:04:52,241 I'll teach you! 776 01:04:53,687 --> 01:04:58,624 Stay still! You're wearing knickers! 777 01:04:58,692 --> 01:05:00,523 Stay still. 778 01:05:00,594 --> 01:05:04,257 Didn't your mommy tell you there'd be no knickers tonight? 779 01:05:05,932 --> 01:05:10,733 I want them off! I'm going to rip them off! 780 01:05:13,306 --> 01:05:15,536 Turn over! The bitch wants to ruin me! 781 01:05:15,609 --> 01:05:18,271 So, I'll tear everything up. 782 01:05:19,279 --> 01:05:23,545 And you place your feet on my face. 783 01:05:33,426 --> 01:05:35,986 You're crazy! 784 01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:37,620 Turn over... 785 01:05:41,701 --> 01:05:43,328 How dare you! 786 01:05:44,805 --> 01:05:47,171 I've never been slapped! 787 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,538 I'm the king! The king! 788 01:05:49,609 --> 01:05:54,137 I'm your husband and I'll show you who commands! 789 01:05:54,214 --> 01:05:55,841 Never try that again! 790 01:05:55,916 --> 01:06:00,319 Never try that again or I'll make your ass black and blue! 791 01:06:00,387 --> 01:06:04,585 Then I'll chop off your head and send it 792 01:06:04,658 --> 01:06:07,388 to your fatso mother in Austria! 793 01:06:18,038 --> 01:06:20,905 So, she likes to bite. 794 01:06:20,974 --> 01:06:23,841 She's a lioness? But I'm a lion. 795 01:06:28,248 --> 01:06:30,375 I'm going to fuck you. 796 01:06:52,806 --> 01:06:56,298 From that moment on 797 01:06:56,376 --> 01:06:59,868 I never thought of the evil eye again. 798 01:07:23,203 --> 01:07:25,194 What does this "fuck" mean? 799 01:07:27,908 --> 01:07:31,173 What we've been doing till now, my pretty one. 800 01:07:34,748 --> 01:07:39,708 Jesus, what a sweet panaro you have! 801 01:07:39,786 --> 01:07:42,277 "Panaro." What is panaro? 802 01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:44,587 Ass! 803 01:07:46,293 --> 01:07:49,626 Ugly, honker-nose pig! 804 01:07:51,765 --> 01:07:57,294 If I'm a pig, you're my piglet. 805 01:07:57,370 --> 01:08:01,101 I really like you, Caroli! 806 01:08:03,743 --> 01:08:07,270 Ferdina! 807 01:08:07,347 --> 01:08:11,943 To tell the truth, I can't complain about Carolina in bed. 808 01:08:12,819 --> 01:08:17,483 When her brother, Emperor Joseph, came to see how things were in Naples, 809 01:08:17,557 --> 01:08:19,525 he noticed too. 810 01:08:25,898 --> 01:08:30,562 I never imagined the Austrian Emperor to be so handsome! 811 01:08:34,974 --> 01:08:36,305 Princess, 812 01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:38,138 Princess, how do you look at him? 813 01:08:40,045 --> 01:08:44,106 You've already had a King, are you looking at an Emperor? 814 01:08:44,183 --> 01:08:48,017 Would you like to place a wager? 815 01:08:51,190 --> 01:08:54,489 One, two, three, ladies. 816 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,723 One, two, three, knights. 817 01:09:05,270 --> 01:09:08,330 Majesty, please remember 818 01:09:08,407 --> 01:09:10,705 the Emperor is a very cultured man. 819 01:09:10,776 --> 01:09:13,336 He may also be a Mason. 820 01:09:20,319 --> 01:09:23,777 - Why is he here? - Empress' orders! 821 01:09:23,856 --> 01:09:29,385 "You go to Naples and discover why Carolina has no babies!" 822 01:09:29,461 --> 01:09:33,329 Does mama want him to get into our bed? 823 01:09:39,772 --> 01:09:44,266 Look at my bear, he's a fool. 824 01:09:44,343 --> 01:09:46,834 He's ugly, but he's sweet. 825 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:51,077 The problem is that he thinks he's handsome and smart. 826 01:09:51,150 --> 01:09:53,311 But, my dear Joseph, 827 01:09:53,385 --> 01:09:57,287 my husband doesn't give the slightest fuck about governing. 828 01:09:57,356 --> 01:10:00,086 What language, Carolina! 829 01:10:00,159 --> 01:10:04,459 How you speak. Like a vulgar Neapolitan. 830 01:10:05,464 --> 01:10:08,433 Never forget that culture is the weapon 831 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:12,334 to re-conquer Naples for Austria. 832 01:10:12,404 --> 01:10:15,202 Poor Ferdinando, don't intimidate him. 833 01:10:15,274 --> 01:10:16,605 He's a big baby! 834 01:10:25,084 --> 01:10:30,181 Emperor Joseph isn't used to our games. 835 01:10:30,255 --> 01:10:34,055 But that's the fun of being King 836 01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:37,960 They go to that Capuchin Crypt in Vienna, 837 01:10:38,030 --> 01:10:40,965 so how can they get a laugh? 838 01:10:41,033 --> 01:10:43,126 I'll show the Emperor how to have fun 839 01:11:40,225 --> 01:11:47,028 - What's it called? Blind man's "fluff"? - No, bluff! They have fun this way! 840 01:12:21,667 --> 01:12:25,967 - His Majesty is amused! - Let God take care of him! 841 01:12:31,410 --> 01:12:35,176 Hey, Joe! Feel how sweaty I am! 842 01:12:36,715 --> 01:12:38,910 Give me a piggy back ride! 843 01:12:43,021 --> 01:12:45,819 Leave my brother alone, honker-nose! 844 01:12:48,527 --> 01:12:49,755 What's happening? 845 01:12:49,828 --> 01:12:53,264 - Carola... She's ill! - Call a doctor! 846 01:12:57,202 --> 01:13:00,262 - It's nothing, I was dizzy. - It was nothing. 847 01:13:00,639 --> 01:13:02,766 She was only dizzy! 848 01:13:02,841 --> 01:13:06,902 Yesterday she was flushed, there's no doubt now. 849 01:13:06,979 --> 01:13:10,813 I want to bring mama good news. 850 01:13:10,883 --> 01:13:13,249 Reassure her, 851 01:13:13,318 --> 01:13:17,311 I know that if it's a son Carolina will sit on the State Council. 852 01:13:17,389 --> 01:13:21,416 I can't forget. What a head full your sister gave me! 853 01:13:26,164 --> 01:13:30,032 - It's over now. - Up we go! 854 01:13:32,104 --> 01:13:33,469 You're getting fat, Majesty! 855 01:13:33,538 --> 01:13:37,099 Excuse me, ladies and knights. 856 01:13:42,547 --> 01:13:47,678 They want a boy in Vienna, but the first two were girls. 857 01:13:47,753 --> 01:13:51,245 They laugh and tease us, 858 01:13:51,323 --> 01:13:53,120 "When will there be a baby boy?" 859 01:13:53,191 --> 01:13:56,388 I don't give a fuck. I make love to Carolina 860 01:13:56,461 --> 01:13:58,656 and as for the rest, let God take care of it 861 01:14:03,035 --> 01:14:08,439 My sweet mother in Madrid died 862 01:14:08,507 --> 01:14:11,499 and my father vowed eternal chastity. 863 01:14:11,576 --> 01:14:15,979 Yes, he's religious, chaste, pious. 864 01:14:16,048 --> 01:14:19,040 But eternal chastity? He's insane 865 01:14:39,104 --> 01:14:44,701 It's hard, but I vowed chastity to my wife on her deathbed. 866 01:14:48,146 --> 01:14:50,410 I will be chaste! 867 01:14:54,186 --> 01:14:57,952 Now, Maria Carolina and Naples, 868 01:14:58,023 --> 01:15:02,756 I wanted that marriage to assure peace 869 01:15:02,828 --> 01:15:06,696 and now I fear the worst! 870 01:15:06,765 --> 01:15:11,930 Austria doesn't want peace, she wants to rule Naples again! 871 01:15:12,004 --> 01:15:15,167 Carolina is ambitious! 872 01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,730 She's had two daughters, 873 01:15:16,808 --> 01:15:21,438 but unfortunately, a son will change things for her. 874 01:15:22,581 --> 01:15:24,276 Do you know 875 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:27,711 she's filled Naples with Masonic Lodges? 876 01:15:27,786 --> 01:15:31,779 I do not like this! I do not like this! 877 01:15:34,893 --> 01:15:38,294 That Austrian dominates my son. 878 01:15:38,363 --> 01:15:42,322 I'm told she's teaching him... 879 01:15:47,072 --> 01:15:51,736 The knights, ladies, war, weapons, gloves, right? 880 01:15:51,810 --> 01:15:56,577 No, not gloves! Loves! 881 01:15:58,216 --> 01:16:00,616 All right, "loves." 882 01:16:00,685 --> 01:16:03,984 You must memorize poetry! 883 01:16:04,056 --> 01:16:07,423 Let's study nice for once. 884 01:16:09,428 --> 01:16:10,986 My leg! 885 01:16:11,063 --> 01:16:13,463 I'm tired! 886 01:16:13,532 --> 01:16:16,092 Always this fuck, fuck! 887 01:16:16,168 --> 01:16:19,296 One huge belly after another! 888 01:16:19,371 --> 01:16:24,570 You must learn to use your head 889 01:16:24,643 --> 01:16:26,975 as well as that big dopey fish! 890 01:16:27,045 --> 01:16:30,947 But you like my dogfish. 891 01:16:41,593 --> 01:16:46,530 Learn that poetry, ignorant brute! 892 01:16:58,910 --> 01:17:05,873 You learned, "Go fuck yourself, and the horse you rode in on!" 893 01:17:05,951 --> 01:17:10,183 And your mother and sister too, you ugly son of a bitch! 894 01:17:17,963 --> 01:17:20,557 Stop! Study! 895 01:17:20,632 --> 01:17:22,224 Sit! 896 01:17:23,301 --> 01:17:25,861 Study that poetry. 897 01:17:27,405 --> 01:17:31,933 We'll do the slippery later, right? 898 01:17:33,145 --> 01:17:37,013 Study, I'll be right back. 899 01:17:49,427 --> 01:17:51,554 Yes, Prince? 900 01:17:51,630 --> 01:17:53,291 Majesty, 901 01:17:53,365 --> 01:17:57,734 contrary to your wishes, Tanucci has arrested 902 01:17:57,802 --> 01:17:59,793 everyone affiliated with the Naples Masonic Lodges. 903 01:17:59,871 --> 01:18:03,068 Many are your friends, Majesty. 904 01:18:03,141 --> 01:18:05,632 It's not possible! 905 01:18:05,710 --> 01:18:09,111 That's an insult to me and to my mother, Maria Theresa! 906 01:18:09,181 --> 01:18:11,843 That stubborn King Carlo thinks that Tanucci, 907 01:18:11,917 --> 01:18:17,685 that old idiot, can lead me by my nose! 908 01:18:23,295 --> 01:18:25,388 Now we'll see! 909 01:18:29,134 --> 01:18:32,535 Your hardheaded father has backwards ideas, 910 01:18:32,604 --> 01:18:36,802 as moldy as that absolute Spanish Monarchy! 911 01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:40,572 Watch out, you're offending my father! 912 01:18:40,645 --> 01:18:43,808 Wake up, Ferdinando. Time goes on. 913 01:18:43,882 --> 01:18:46,146 This is the Age of Enlightenment! 914 01:18:46,218 --> 01:18:49,449 All kingdoms are discussing liberty! 915 01:18:49,521 --> 01:18:52,422 The Masons must spread these ideas! 916 01:18:53,858 --> 01:18:56,326 Stop. 917 01:18:56,394 --> 01:18:59,124 Calm down or we'll have trouble! 918 01:18:59,197 --> 01:19:02,564 What calm? He's arrested my friends. 919 01:19:02,634 --> 01:19:05,125 They must be freed now! 920 01:19:05,203 --> 01:19:10,971 The slave of Spain will pay for this and apologize to me! 921 01:19:11,042 --> 01:19:12,669 Maria Carolina's orders! 922 01:19:12,744 --> 01:19:15,736 - This is an order by Maria Carolina! - You must be crazy, off your mind! 923 01:19:15,814 --> 01:19:18,942 I give the orders! I'm the King! 924 01:19:19,017 --> 01:19:23,351 No! I give the orders. I am Queen! 925 01:19:23,421 --> 01:19:25,355 No one laughs at Maria Theresa's daughter! 926 01:19:25,423 --> 01:19:27,891 Who'll they laugh at, me? 927 01:19:29,227 --> 01:19:30,057 Yes! 928 01:19:37,269 --> 01:19:41,069 - How is the Princess of Medina? - As always, devoted to you. 929 01:19:41,139 --> 01:19:46,008 I miss her. Tell her to come hunting in Caserta on Saturday. 930 01:19:46,077 --> 01:19:50,241 The Queen is already furious about the Masons! 931 01:19:50,315 --> 01:19:51,839 I know, I know. 932 01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:53,440 Enough! 933 01:19:53,518 --> 01:19:56,646 My father in Madrid exaggerated about the Masons. 934 01:19:56,721 --> 01:19:59,417 I'm the King! I want to fuck! 935 01:19:59,491 --> 01:20:03,291 Tanucci, you will give the Queen her apology! 936 01:20:03,361 --> 01:20:07,263 She's dangerous, crazy and she's taking it out on me! 937 01:20:07,332 --> 01:20:09,323 She's Austrian! 938 01:20:09,401 --> 01:20:12,268 We'll have a Masonic Queen. 939 01:20:12,337 --> 01:20:17,297 Her Highness is too fond 940 01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:20,435 of social reform and progress, Majesty. 941 01:20:20,512 --> 01:20:22,878 Your Royal Consort 942 01:20:22,947 --> 01:20:28,044 mustn't raise herself higher than you 943 01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:30,246 or I'll have to write to your father. 944 01:20:30,322 --> 01:20:33,519 You'll write to my father, he'll write to her mother. 945 01:20:33,591 --> 01:20:34,580 Shit! 946 01:20:40,965 --> 01:20:42,899 The Age of Enlightenment. 947 01:20:42,967 --> 01:20:47,165 Diderot... Rousseau... Voltaire. 948 01:20:48,273 --> 01:20:52,733 Let's hope all this illumination doesn't cause a fire! 949 01:20:54,179 --> 01:20:57,273 That child in Naples understands nothing! 950 01:20:57,349 --> 01:20:58,543 Nothing! 951 01:20:58,616 --> 01:21:04,714 Throwing her husband out of bed because of the Masons... 952 01:21:05,523 --> 01:21:08,048 is stupid! 953 01:21:08,126 --> 01:21:09,855 On the contrary, 954 01:21:09,928 --> 01:21:15,525 she should keep that monkey in bed until she has a son! 955 01:21:16,835 --> 01:21:22,671 That is how empires are made! 956 01:21:24,642 --> 01:21:31,309 You know Blessed Virgin, Saint Eustachio, Saint Eusebio 957 01:21:31,382 --> 01:21:34,442 that I am chaste and pious. 958 01:21:34,519 --> 01:21:38,285 But that Austrian has enslaved my son 959 01:21:38,356 --> 01:21:42,554 with carnality to dominate him. 960 01:21:42,627 --> 01:21:46,119 I was forced to order Tanucci 961 01:21:46,197 --> 01:21:49,132 to distract him with another woman. 962 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:52,135 And this sad Borbone family tradition 963 01:21:52,203 --> 01:21:56,572 needs a Pompadour right now! 964 01:21:58,877 --> 01:22:04,747 Most chaste Virgin, 965 01:22:04,816 --> 01:22:06,875 can you ever forgive me? 966 01:22:06,951 --> 01:22:09,476 Can you ever forgive me? 967 01:22:14,459 --> 01:22:17,690 I'm a chaste man. I know nothing of these things! 968 01:22:18,463 --> 01:22:22,661 Did you remind him that the Princess of Medina is favored? 969 01:22:22,734 --> 01:22:28,468 His nephew's wife? Not her, absolutely not! 970 01:22:29,774 --> 01:22:34,473 Where will she come from? 971 01:22:34,546 --> 01:22:39,142 With Carlo's international political ideas, 972 01:22:39,217 --> 01:22:40,878 Spain? 973 01:22:40,952 --> 01:22:42,078 England? 974 01:22:42,153 --> 01:22:43,381 France! 975 01:22:43,454 --> 01:22:46,548 France is full of new ideas. 976 01:22:46,624 --> 01:22:51,493 How could Carlo ask a Pompadour of me? 977 01:22:51,563 --> 01:22:52,495 Of me? 978 01:22:52,564 --> 01:22:56,000 You're overreacting! 979 01:22:56,067 --> 01:22:57,864 These are libertine times. 980 01:22:57,936 --> 01:23:02,873 Nod and ladies will run to the King's bed! 981 01:23:02,941 --> 01:23:06,274 Just find the right one! 982 01:23:06,344 --> 01:23:08,904 One we trust. 983 01:23:08,980 --> 01:23:12,438 We need an expert on indecency. 984 01:23:12,517 --> 01:23:14,849 I don't know anyone. 985 01:23:14,919 --> 01:23:16,511 The Goudar brothers! 986 01:23:16,588 --> 01:23:19,955 I guarantee you can count on them! 987 01:23:22,227 --> 01:23:27,130 The Goudars are two Parisian adventurers in Naples seeking their fortune. 988 01:23:27,198 --> 01:23:30,759 Handsome, elegant, clever bastards 989 01:23:30,835 --> 01:23:33,861 who own a very successful gambling house. 990 01:23:34,906 --> 01:23:37,033 Foreigners, gentlemen and rascals 991 01:23:37,108 --> 01:23:40,544 all go there to make easy money. 992 01:23:40,612 --> 01:23:46,050 We, at the Court, are kept out of it, but aristocracy runs to Casa Goudar 993 01:23:46,117 --> 01:23:49,780 Everything happens there: 994 01:23:49,854 --> 01:23:51,719 Fortunes lost, 995 01:23:51,789 --> 01:23:54,724 passions flamed, infidelities, 996 01:23:54,792 --> 01:23:57,283 bets, tricks 997 01:23:57,362 --> 01:23:59,125 and dangerous games. 998 01:23:59,197 --> 01:24:03,930 The money flows so they keep it in check 999 01:24:04,002 --> 01:24:08,439 When Galiani and San Severo spoke of King Carlo's wishes, 1000 01:24:08,506 --> 01:24:13,068 the brothers understood and offered a solution. 1001 01:24:13,144 --> 01:24:17,581 Sara, Angelo Goudar's fiery, red headed wife, 1002 01:24:17,649 --> 01:24:23,178 famous for her flaming forest on her Venus Nest 1003 01:24:23,254 --> 01:24:28,021 My dear Goudar brothers, the trap is set! 1004 01:24:28,726 --> 01:24:31,923 The trap has succeeded! 1005 01:24:31,996 --> 01:24:35,932 When I told His Majesty that a Goudar was undefeated at the Ensign game 1006 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:39,766 as foreseen, he immediately wanted to challenge him! 1007 01:24:41,239 --> 01:24:44,299 Did he agree to come masked? 1008 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:47,435 - Tonight! - Does he know I'll be masked? 1009 01:24:47,512 --> 01:24:50,037 The mask is his favorite part! 1010 01:24:50,114 --> 01:24:52,105 And he's a kind of fool! 1011 01:24:52,984 --> 01:24:55,043 What name will he use? 1012 01:24:55,119 --> 01:24:59,215 It's wonderful: Cavalier Saint Gennaro! 1013 01:24:59,290 --> 01:25:02,817 He thinks that's good luck! 1014 01:25:02,894 --> 01:25:05,556 You need to be irresistible! 1015 01:25:05,630 --> 01:25:07,723 Angelo, I know. 1016 01:25:07,799 --> 01:25:12,998 You want me to be like the Goddess Venus! 1017 01:25:14,639 --> 01:25:18,370 A red Venus nest, but we must play cleverly. 1018 01:25:18,443 --> 01:25:22,607 It's not easy to become the King's favorite. 1019 01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:27,640 The ambiguous arts must be used. 1020 01:25:27,719 --> 01:25:28,981 Do you understand, my love? 1021 01:25:29,053 --> 01:25:35,151 Power is a game too, it's just more refined. 1022 01:25:35,226 --> 01:25:39,720 It's a lake with a slimy bottom. 1023 01:25:39,797 --> 01:25:42,163 Love, you're a poet! 1024 01:25:42,233 --> 01:25:45,964 My sweet, Eros loves power and politics 1025 01:25:46,037 --> 01:25:50,167 as it loves shadows and corners, 1026 01:25:50,241 --> 01:25:53,369 the gorges, the darker spots, 1027 01:25:53,444 --> 01:25:55,275 my sweet... 1028 01:25:57,215 --> 01:25:58,512 vulgarity. 1029 01:26:00,351 --> 01:26:01,443 Yes, my love. 1030 01:26:01,519 --> 01:26:07,014 This first time, it's better he sees you nude. 1031 01:26:10,161 --> 01:26:12,186 It's too erotic. 1032 01:26:14,365 --> 01:26:20,099 - He'll know it's a trap. - Never. You're far too charming. 1033 01:26:36,354 --> 01:26:38,982 Cavalier Saint Gennaro has arrived! 1034 01:26:57,775 --> 01:27:00,767 - He's here. The King is yours. - Go on. 1035 01:27:37,915 --> 01:27:40,383 Look who's here. 1036 01:27:49,961 --> 01:27:53,590 - Cavalier Saint Gennaro. - At your service. 1037 01:27:53,664 --> 01:27:56,462 Make yourself comfortable. 1038 01:28:02,507 --> 01:28:07,467 You're the one unbeatable at the Ensign. 1039 01:28:08,613 --> 01:28:12,140 - That's what they say. - Shuffle the cards. Let's shuffle. 1040 01:28:16,721 --> 01:28:19,656 Don't worry, we can't be seen from here. 1041 01:28:19,724 --> 01:28:23,592 Don't be afraid. Nobody can see us here. 1042 01:28:23,661 --> 01:28:26,687 The King is playing with one eye 1043 01:28:26,764 --> 01:28:29,528 and looking at Venus with the other. 1044 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:34,196 - What if he loses? - No problem, Abbot. 1045 01:28:34,272 --> 01:28:36,706 Angelo will let him win. 1046 01:28:43,748 --> 01:28:47,081 - I beat your pants off. - Touch�. 1047 01:28:47,151 --> 01:28:49,676 You had a very lucky streak. 1048 01:28:49,754 --> 01:28:52,848 The Goddess Fortune loves you. 1049 01:28:52,924 --> 01:28:57,520 You are lucky. Fortune is on your side tonight. 1050 01:28:57,595 --> 01:29:02,225 Lady Luck knows where to go. 1051 01:29:02,300 --> 01:29:04,860 If you'd like another hand... 1052 01:29:04,936 --> 01:29:07,234 Yes, but... 1053 01:29:08,139 --> 01:29:11,006 I'm a bit tapped. My silver is gone. 1054 01:29:11,075 --> 01:29:15,444 If there's something here that interests you... 1055 01:29:18,783 --> 01:29:22,378 That's my most precious possession. 1056 01:29:23,254 --> 01:29:25,279 Come on, sir. 1057 01:29:25,356 --> 01:29:29,156 Come on, give me the cards! Let's see where luck goes! 1058 01:29:30,528 --> 01:29:33,497 As you wish, my knight. 1059 01:29:37,435 --> 01:29:39,062 Come on. 1060 01:29:40,137 --> 01:29:43,573 One... two... three. 1061 01:29:46,043 --> 01:29:48,068 Unbeatable! 1062 01:30:07,898 --> 01:30:10,093 I won, Cavalier! 1063 01:30:13,971 --> 01:30:16,872 You won again. 1064 01:30:19,910 --> 01:30:24,574 You didn't gamble the painting, 1065 01:30:24,649 --> 01:30:26,310 you gambled the lady! 1066 01:30:28,986 --> 01:30:30,886 I placed no such bet. 1067 01:30:30,955 --> 01:30:33,355 Forget that and take the painting. 1068 01:30:33,424 --> 01:30:35,187 No, sir! 1069 01:30:40,931 --> 01:30:42,455 That is the King's bet! 1070 01:30:44,602 --> 01:30:46,092 You cannot draw back. 1071 01:30:46,170 --> 01:30:47,831 You. Majesty. 1072 01:30:47,905 --> 01:30:50,499 Majesty! 1073 01:30:52,176 --> 01:30:53,666 Have pity! 1074 01:30:53,744 --> 01:30:55,803 I beg of you. 1075 01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:57,507 Sara is my life. 1076 01:30:58,482 --> 01:31:00,746 If you take Sara from me I'll be a dead man! 1077 01:31:00,818 --> 01:31:05,152 A bet is a bet. 1078 01:31:09,327 --> 01:31:12,763 Take me to the lady. 1079 01:31:14,465 --> 01:31:19,903 No faces now! It's an honor. I'm the King. 1080 01:31:19,970 --> 01:31:23,633 I am a King. To a king nothing can be refused. 1081 01:31:25,643 --> 01:31:30,842 What an ass Was it a mandolin or violin? 1082 01:31:30,915 --> 01:31:34,180 From behind, Sara is a symphony 1083 01:31:34,251 --> 01:31:39,951 In front, she has so many gifts 1084 01:31:40,024 --> 01:31:42,959 I don't know where to start 1085 01:31:43,961 --> 01:31:48,364 She looks like a nymph, a naiad, a sylph, a bacchante. 1086 01:31:48,432 --> 01:31:50,559 She's Christmas 1087 01:31:50,634 --> 01:31:52,898 She's springtime 1088 01:31:52,970 --> 01:31:56,770 Summer, the sun and the seal 1089 01:31:56,841 --> 01:32:00,572 I didn't think about Carolina. Betrayal 1090 01:32:00,644 --> 01:32:04,410 With that red Venus nest below... 1091 01:32:04,482 --> 01:32:06,279 what can a poor King do? 1092 01:32:06,350 --> 01:32:09,786 That was the Demon's fire, Mohammed's Paradise. 1093 01:32:09,854 --> 01:32:13,881 She raises the dead and makes you want to sing 1094 01:32:13,958 --> 01:32:18,418 But sing softly so Carolina won't hear 1095 01:32:18,496 --> 01:32:23,297 Pompadour is Sara's inspiration tonight! 1096 01:32:23,367 --> 01:32:26,063 Sara... she's a woman with great class. 1097 01:32:26,137 --> 01:32:28,605 Who'd have known that chambermaid 1098 01:32:28,672 --> 01:32:32,039 would be the King's lover someday? 1099 01:32:36,514 --> 01:32:39,779 Watch! Look down. 1100 01:32:39,850 --> 01:32:42,910 She's about to do Salome's pirouette! 1101 01:32:42,987 --> 01:32:45,421 - What's that? - A secret. 1102 01:32:45,489 --> 01:32:48,117 No one can resist it. 1103 01:32:49,994 --> 01:32:55,296 What is Salome's pirouette? An absolute secret. 1104 01:32:55,366 --> 01:32:57,960 Julian Goudar let the secret out. 1105 01:32:58,035 --> 01:33:02,131 He told Countess San Marco. 1106 01:33:02,206 --> 01:33:08,668 And it didn't escape my Sicilian Princess' eye 1107 01:33:08,746 --> 01:33:12,477 She bothered him until she knew it all. Damn 1108 01:33:12,550 --> 01:33:17,044 And she did not give up, until she knew it. 1109 01:33:17,121 --> 01:33:20,386 When I brought her husband back from London, 1110 01:33:20,458 --> 01:33:21,686 all hell broke loose 1111 01:33:21,759 --> 01:33:23,750 She felt betrayed twice. 1112 01:33:23,828 --> 01:33:26,956 For the wife, of course, is the wife. But Sara... 1113 01:33:27,031 --> 01:33:32,663 She felt betrayed, but Sara's red Venus nest called, 1114 01:33:32,736 --> 01:33:34,829 and she's jealous as a cat 1115 01:34:20,351 --> 01:34:26,347 The Princess of Medina is speaking to the Queen. 1116 01:34:26,423 --> 01:34:29,620 Let's hope she hasn't told her. 1117 01:34:29,693 --> 01:34:31,354 About the beautiful Sara? 1118 01:34:31,428 --> 01:34:34,226 I fear she's learning now. 1119 01:34:37,301 --> 01:34:40,498 She entered the King's favor at the gaming house. 1120 01:34:40,571 --> 01:34:43,438 I have proof. 1121 01:34:43,507 --> 01:34:45,236 I don't believe it! 1122 01:35:06,630 --> 01:35:10,896 I am not a stupid Othello who kills for a handkerchief! 1123 01:35:10,968 --> 01:35:13,129 It's no handkerchief. 1124 01:35:13,203 --> 01:35:15,137 It's a snuffbox. 1125 01:35:24,715 --> 01:35:28,151 "Same place, same time. 1126 01:35:28,218 --> 01:35:31,585 Your impatient heifer 1127 01:35:31,655 --> 01:35:35,648 awaits her bull. 1128 01:35:35,726 --> 01:35:37,353 Sara." 1129 01:35:39,563 --> 01:35:41,690 [Austrian] 1130 01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:44,292 Infamy! 1131 01:35:45,302 --> 01:35:47,532 I'm truly sorry. 1132 01:35:48,872 --> 01:35:55,072 I thought I was his only heifer, 1133 01:35:55,145 --> 01:35:56,976 but if it's not true, 1134 01:35:57,047 --> 01:35:59,914 it's a mere detail. 1135 01:36:01,285 --> 01:36:03,219 Do not put on that face! 1136 01:36:03,287 --> 01:36:07,121 A betrayed queen is different than a betrayed servant. 1137 01:36:08,292 --> 01:36:12,729 Poor rascal, his sin will cost him dearly. 1138 01:36:13,964 --> 01:36:16,296 He who sins must pay! 1139 01:36:21,005 --> 01:36:24,566 Now my hunting season begins. 1140 01:36:45,229 --> 01:36:48,960 Knowing your abilities, we've been waiting weeks to see it. 1141 01:36:49,033 --> 01:36:50,364 Whatever do you mean? 1142 01:36:50,434 --> 01:36:55,565 - How you did it. - The snuffbox! 1143 01:36:55,639 --> 01:36:56,901 Well played. 1144 01:36:56,974 --> 01:37:01,741 I'm Her Majesty's royal servant and friend! 1145 01:37:01,812 --> 01:37:08,479 So you thought the Queen should know about the games at Goudar's! 1146 01:37:08,552 --> 01:37:11,919 The King's favorite is Borbone tradition! 1147 01:37:11,989 --> 01:37:15,891 Her Majesty is 20 years old 1148 01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:18,121 and her first and only love is the King. 1149 01:37:18,195 --> 01:37:22,791 And now you'll taste sweet revenge. 1150 01:37:22,867 --> 01:37:25,392 How wicked, My Lord. 1151 01:38:49,219 --> 01:38:54,851 The King knows about the Prince. I fear he wants to kill the Queen! 1152 01:38:54,925 --> 01:38:57,917 - I fear he wants to kill the Queen! - We must intervene. 1153 01:38:57,995 --> 01:38:59,553 Or a tragedy will occur. 1154 01:38:59,630 --> 01:39:04,192 Between King and Queen nothing is seen... 1155 01:39:04,268 --> 01:39:06,259 What can we do? 1156 01:39:06,337 --> 01:39:10,865 If the King feels he's been fucked, we're fucked! 1157 01:41:06,356 --> 01:41:08,881 My love... 1158 01:41:10,794 --> 01:41:12,455 Ferdinando. 1159 01:41:12,529 --> 01:41:16,795 What did you say? 1160 01:41:17,735 --> 01:41:21,728 My love... 1161 01:41:23,073 --> 01:41:26,201 Ferdinando. 1162 01:41:31,615 --> 01:41:34,778 So, you're dreaming of me! 1163 01:41:34,852 --> 01:41:37,412 So, it's me. 1164 01:41:38,122 --> 01:41:40,352 It's myself. 1165 01:42:11,688 --> 01:42:15,055 "Ferdinando, my love." 1166 01:42:15,125 --> 01:42:20,927 If she'd said her lover's name, believe me, I'd have killed her. 1167 01:42:20,998 --> 01:42:24,695 But "My Ferdinando"... 1168 01:42:24,768 --> 01:42:26,395 She fucked me again 1169 01:42:26,470 --> 01:42:28,961 That Austrian bitch. 1170 01:42:29,039 --> 01:42:31,405 Love, infidelity and politics 1171 01:42:31,475 --> 01:42:36,037 instead of strangling her that night. 1172 01:42:36,146 --> 01:42:39,343 Carolina conceived that male heir 1173 01:42:39,416 --> 01:42:43,682 that allowed her to rule Naples. 1174 01:42:48,992 --> 01:42:52,291 We were beautiful, Carolina, 1175 01:42:52,362 --> 01:42:56,856 young and beautiful. 1176 01:42:56,934 --> 01:42:59,198 Open-handed. 1177 01:43:05,709 --> 01:43:07,301 He's too good. 1178 01:43:07,377 --> 01:43:09,311 He's a corpse! 1179 01:43:12,749 --> 01:43:15,081 It was her... 1180 01:43:16,086 --> 01:43:18,884 Carolina. 1181 01:43:18,956 --> 01:43:23,916 Maybe he should have strangled her that night. 1182 01:43:23,994 --> 01:43:26,895 The fun ended in that moment 1183 01:43:26,964 --> 01:43:29,762 and God's fury began. 1184 01:43:47,684 --> 01:43:49,083 In that moment, 1185 01:43:49,152 --> 01:43:51,086 I see her young, 1186 01:43:51,154 --> 01:43:54,123 beautiful, appetizing, 1187 01:43:54,191 --> 01:43:55,988 With that tempting breast 1188 01:43:56,059 --> 01:43:57,651 a cream pastry! 1189 01:43:57,728 --> 01:43:59,855 A moment later, 1190 01:43:59,930 --> 01:44:03,024 Carolina, old and dry! 1191 01:44:03,100 --> 01:44:05,591 Her face in death! 1192 01:44:05,669 --> 01:44:08,866 What does she want of me? 1193 01:44:08,939 --> 01:44:12,375 She came to get me. 1194 01:44:12,442 --> 01:44:14,933 She came to get me! 1195 01:44:15,012 --> 01:44:17,105 She came to get me! 1196 01:44:19,349 --> 01:44:22,045 I died of fright. 1197 01:44:22,119 --> 01:44:24,610 It was her right until the end. 1198 01:44:32,963 --> 01:44:35,363 Caroli!